Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Office Humour
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!
Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .'
Employee : That's easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!
Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .'
Monday, November 11, 2013
Amazing & Unknown Facts!
# Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
# The Barbie doll’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
# The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
# Ants never sleep!
# Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never called his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
# An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
# Butterflies taste with their feet.
# Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
# The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
# “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
# Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
# The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
# TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
# The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is “feedback.”
# You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
# Money isn’t made out of paper. It’s made out of cotton.
# Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
# Charlie Chaplin once won the third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
# In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10
# Honey is the only food that doesn’t spoil.
# The Barbie doll’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
# The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
# Ants never sleep!
# Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never called his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
# An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
# Butterflies taste with their feet.
# Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
# The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
# “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
# Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
# The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
# TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
# The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is “feedback.”
# You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
# Money isn’t made out of paper. It’s made out of cotton.
# Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
# Charlie Chaplin once won the third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
# In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10
# Honey is the only food that doesn’t spoil.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Monday, March 28, 2011
Something spl for U...
Something special for u...
Click on the below link. You will get a black page. Click your mouse anywhere (& everywhere) on the page & see what happens! Better yet, click &
drag your mouse over the black page_ !! pls click and see my gift to you
Click on the below link. You will get a black page. Click your mouse anywhere (& everywhere) on the page & see what happens! Better yet, click &
drag your mouse over the black page_ !! pls click and see my gift to you
Click Here
Friday, March 4, 2011
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
IS IT TRUE?
Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .
At home u watch TV,
But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.
No money, u sell the TV,
Got money u change ur MOBILE.
Sometimes u enjoy TV,
But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.
TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
Last but not least ..
TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
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