People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
ICICI Vs HSBC Vs Barclays - Must Read
Who is the BEST - ICICI , HSBC or Barclays?
One day, three bankers, one from HSBC, one from ICICI and one from Barclays, went out for a walk.
"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"
Why not, said the other two.
The ICICIian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".
Being a pure logical strategist, the person from Barclays tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.
As a more practical banker, the HSBC guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...
Now, comes the ICICIian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him..
The other two were astonished. So the HSBC guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"
So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The Barclays guy narrated sad stories, the HSBC guy made sad gestures, and they failed again...
Then, the ICICIian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh! It started crying, patting the ICICIian's shoulder!
The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the Barclays guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".
And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. The HSBC guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go.
So...here comes ICICIian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!
The other two surrendered.
They Said: "OK, we give up.
You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.
"Well", said the ICICIian , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for ICICI . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so it started crying.
And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!
One day, three bankers, one from HSBC, one from ICICI and one from Barclays, went out for a walk.
"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"
Why not, said the other two.
The ICICIian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm".
Being a pure logical strategist, the person from Barclays tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.
As a more practical banker, the HSBC guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...
Now, comes the ICICIian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him..
The other two were astonished. So the HSBC guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"
So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The Barclays guy narrated sad stories, the HSBC guy made sad gestures, and they failed again...
Then, the ICICIian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh! It started crying, patting the ICICIian's shoulder!
The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the Barclays guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run".
And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. The HSBC guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go.
So...here comes ICICIian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!
The other two surrendered.
They Said: "OK, we give up.
You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.
"Well", said the ICICIian , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for ICICI . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so it started crying.
And then I told that I was here for recruitment !!!
Popcorn Gets Heated by Mobile Phone !!!
Watch this video carefully.. Here in this experiment the popcorn gets heated due to the radio waves generated by mobile phones.. Just think how the mobile phones may be affecting our health..Specially our heart and brain!!!
College life...
Every New semester:
After 1st week:
After the 2nd week:
Before the mid-term test:
During the mid-term test:
After the mid-term test:
Before the final exam:
Once get to know the final exam schedule:
7 days before the final exam:
6 days before the final exam:
5 days before the final exam:
4 days before the final exam:
3 days before the final exam:
2 days before the final exam:
1 day before the final exam:
The night before the final exam:
1 hour before the final exam:
During the final exam:
Once walk out from the examination hall:
After the final exam, during the holiday:
That's college!! JJ
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
One of the best...
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a
test. "You are employed."He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll
send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."The man
replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."I'm sorry", said
the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not
exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only
$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a
10Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In
less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated
the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized
that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier,
and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he
bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery
vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
He started to plan his family's future. He called an insurance broker,
and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the
broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email".
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"
Moral of the story: M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an
office boy, than a millionaire....!
the true moral: whatever happens, happens for good. its upto you to
make to make the best of it [:)]
ok bye bye-- go sell tomatoes now ;)
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a
test. "You are employed."He said." Give me your e-mail address and I'll
send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start."The man
replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."I'm sorry", said
the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that means you do not
exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only
$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a
10Kg tomato crate.He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In
less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated
the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized
that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier,
and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he
bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery
vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .
He started to plan his family's future. He called an insurance broker,
and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the
broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email".
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"
Moral of the story: M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a
millionaire.
M3 - If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an
office boy, than a millionaire....!
the true moral: whatever happens, happens for good. its upto you to
make to make the best of it [:)]
ok bye bye-- go sell tomatoes now ;)
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
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