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Office Humour

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!

Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .'

Amazing & Unknown Facts!

# Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
# The Barbie doll’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
# The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
# Ants never sleep!
# Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never called his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
# An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
# Butterflies taste with their feet.
# Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
# The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
# “I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
# Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
# The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.
# TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
# The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is “feedback.”
# You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
# Money isn’t made out of paper. It’s made out of cotton.
# Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.
# Charlie Chaplin once won the third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
# In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10
# Honey is the only food that doesn’t spoil.