Classroom Jokes

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Bunny?
BUNNY : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BUNNY : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
NITU: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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TEACHER : JONY, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
JONY : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.